Not trying to be low or anything but I am laying in bed, snuggling with Bear and doing a little facebookin. I keep seeing posts of people’s kids. Now I know everyone thinks their child is beautiful but what the heck is up with the rest of the world? I seriously just saw a photo of a baby that may or may not be half chimp and there were 6 comments saying how pretty she is. Really? Is that what the world has come to? As long as a kid is dressed cute and has a big ass bow, that looks like a satellite dish on her head, she’s “adorable?” That hideous face means nothing, as long as you dress nicely? I would hope, if my kids looked as funky as some that I see, you would tell me to slow down on the brags posts. But, with kids like these, I need not worry.
Please note: This goes for your “sexy beast” of a boyfriend, too. No, he does not look “fine” under all that chest hair and acne. And your girlfriend who lets it all hang out? Not really a “Sexy Mama!” in my book. Just sayin’.